I love these song lyrics...they just tickle my weird ol' fancy......
A kiss is not a contract
But it's very nice
Mmmmm, very nice
Just because you've been exploring my
Doesn't mean you get to take an
expedition further south
A kiss is not a contract,
But it's very nice,
It's very, very nice,
Just because we've been playing tonsil
Doesn't mean you get to score the goal
that's in my jockey
Just because I'm in a two man
Doesn't mean it's all about
I can't go around loving everyone
I just wouldn't get anything done
You can take me out to dinner that
might be quite nice
you could buy me a burrito and some beans
but that won't get you into pants
They call it a fly because it takes
you up to heaven oh oh
A kiss is not a contract but it's very
nice. It’s very very nice.
I'm only one man, baby, pretty baby
We're only two men, ladies
Babies. Pretty babies.
Thanks to Flight of the Choncords for this very enlightening prose.......