Friday, October 27, 2006

Romy and Michelle's Calendar Club Reunion

That's it.

It's over.

The glow has gone.

The mystery ends.

Am I less than I was?

It's time to move on.

Onto a new phase, anyway.....

Last evening, I was searching. Searching for the fabled and elusive Female Hairy Arse Crack Calendar. All the clues let me to the wilds of Charlestown Square on a Thursday evening....A Very Scary Place.....all The Wild Ones were there... I felt so small..so ordinary.....and soooooo.....full of joy at the look on Michelle's face when I fronted up to Calendar Club and asked whether they stocked the aforementioned calendar. She was shocked, confused, gobsmacked, took two steps backwards (cue music from the "Twilight Zone" here), covered her face ( I have that effect on people) and amazed that someone would ask her that question. Renata looked confused and frustrated..she was weary and very over it! Then I introduced myself and Elly.......It was lovely to meet two of the Mary's; evidently I missed MaryJen.... ;( ... but look forward to a night at the cottage next month for Elly and I with the Marys..You are right Michelle; it is a shock to actually meet someone face to face, when they have been intimate on a different, less-real level...it's always confronting to make a fantasy world real.

It was a lovely afternoon/evening. Shopped and photographed the Formal Dress for Gorgeous Girl..SHE IS..... We shared some precious time and good coffee at Gloria Jeans with cousin Lisa..oh, and some fabulously exotic naan bread whilst strolling Beaumont Street; none of that in the wilds of the Upper Hunter...lots of chat. It is always so good to touch base. I feel that we will play an interesting role in the future of our family...........Gorgeous Girl was getting in Some Important Traffic/Big Town Driving experience prior to sitting her licence test in the next few weeks...She's ready..But is the rest of the World?....Look out; here she comes......

The best part of the entire excursion was the special time shared with my Gorgeous Girl..<3>

Til next time,

Love from MaryMuggle xoxoxo

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

we are the future family matriaches........yes, how exciting........we need a crown.........and a shared unit up on newcastle beach

Cyndy said...

Oh yes.......PUHLEEZE!!!!!!..Does the family have to know where we are? <3

Anonymous said...

You are much more betterer in the flesh marymuggle.....it was so funny!!!!
Im still giggling

Anonymous said...

how could you go and scare poor marychell like that??? lol - you crack me up too.....
p.s. sorry i missed you too

Anonymous said...

By the way....
when I say not real I mean not physical.....we bloggers are having a very real relationship here I believe....I will cry if Im wrong!

Cyndy said...

I understood this,and thought that it was a given. I didn't mean to diminish it in any way. There is more of a connection with the lovely Marys on this blog than there has been with just about anybody that I have met over the past few years. And besides, it's fun!

Anonymous said...

Certainly!
Okay, I wont cry then....

Anonymous said...

i love being a MAry- I want all the MAry's to come to Mary Kristys pregnancy ritual !