Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Sweet dreams are made of this;

Who am I to disagree???

Sometimes I wonder about the weird way that my mind works.

Sometimes, I am, you know...... odd.

This morning on Sunrise, they were discussing a new nasal spray that is being utilised to help people cope with their fears/phobias.
It contains various chemicals, including oxytocin, which is released by a woman during labour, and lactation. Interestingly, it is also released during orgasm.

Now, this is where my mind gets away on it's own.

Instead of thinking;
"My that's marvelous. What a boon to those who need it!", my mind instead travels along the lines of;
"Wow. Who were those people, who at the point of orgasm had the foresight to suggest to any medical staff present; "PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE PERFORM A VENPUNCTURE ....OOHH, .. OOH ... NOW ..... DO IT! DO IT TO ME.. NOW!!.. OH BABY!!!......"?"

Yeah.

My Mind.

Sick.

But then again, what about the willing volunteers? Are both sampled? All in the name of science..... What amazing venipuncturists;
"Now, nice and still for me... flex it a bit... just a little prick......"!!

Oh Yeah.... weird, that's me.

Sorry folks.

I'd better not post a picture.........


See y'all later

:)

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11 comments:

Kathleen said...

Now I know what I have been missing!

Rider-Waite said...

I am just as weird.

I used to wonder who invented suppositories. Who the hell put some painkillers up their bum and found out that it worked faster for pain relief?

And who invented a catheter? what freak puts something up someones peehole? Gross.

But, they have their good points I spose.

See, you aren't the only weird one.

Cyndy said...

I'm still wondering who the individual was that first saw a calf suckling at it's mother's teats and decided "Whoo-ee! That sure looks good! I'm a-gonna get me some of that!".......

Rider-Waite said...

Probably the same person that saw the cow licking it's nose and thought "Yum!!! I might eat that tongue between two pieces of bread"

Gross

Anchell said...

snigger

I am SO there....

rainbowspirit said...

thanks for popping in and informing us of that....

luv you
jen
xoxo

Anonymous said...

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Lucky box lady!

poody said...

still not weird enough for me!

Kris said...

Oh my LORD, Cyndy! That is WAY too funny. They need to market ANYTHING that will keep us ladies going. My get up and go got up and went.....

Jewell said...

funny and no not werid

Shergar said...

I go away for ever and when I return I find that the gorgeous Cyndy is just how I left her. Still gorgeous!
Love S