Do you have a little time?

Howdy Y'all!!!

Many apologies for my previous short novel.

• I promise that I will blog more often, and in less wordy manner.

• After all, I can't be held responsible for obesity due to snacking and milo-consumption whilst reading my blog.

• Nor do I want to claim responsibility for the collapse from exhaustion and dehydration for the same reason.

• Or the development of a diabetic coma

• And finally, I hate to think that reading one of my blogs resulted in one of my readers developing deep vein thrombosis

Or perhaps it would be better to check out my blog with a packet of rice crackers, a bottle of water, a few glucose-rich jelly beans or babies, and some TED stockings, making sure to wriggle your toes, lift your knees, and roll you ankles in lazy circles..............

Love, The Blogmuggle ;0)