Things are busy here, but nothing of any real interest to share. Clover is a the most lovely little doggy, and has settled in as if she has lived here all her life. We have even let her off for a run in the park....and she came back!!! With an enormous, Boxer-dog smile. I have never, ever seen a dog enjoy life as much, nor as enthusiastically, as a boxer. The camera has been living in Beloved's work bag, so I have no photos yet..snoff, says I..phew, says you!!!
Jack has his year 10 formal on Friday night, so tomorrow night I will get his fluoro green suit out of laybye and hem the legs and sleeves...a deep purple-coloured shirt, and natty striped tie, finished with white dunlop volleys will complete his ensemble. He and Bestie Hannah had a final falling out; he is partnering another friend, Amy, who is wearing a black frock, and is more than happy for Jack to do his own thing. And by the way; she asked him to go with her.......
So, here's a couple of jokes to share;
Bored with his job, a man decides to act insane so that his boss will give him a few day's sick leave. He hangs upside down from the ceiling, making funny buzzing noises, and tells a female colleague that he's a light bulb. She calls the boss, who sends the man home until he's feeling better. As the worker walks out the door, the female colleague follows.
"Where are you going?" the boss asks her.
"I'm off home, too," she says. "Surely you don't expect me to work in the dark?"
In the USA, the FDA has approved a Prozac-type of drug for depressed dogs. This is good, because it's hard for dogs to get therapy;- they're never allowed on the couch.
And one more for good luck......
With the winning post in sight, two racehorses were neck and neck. Suddenly, on eof the jockeys is struck by a picnic basket thrown from the crowd. He loses the race by half a length.
"Why didn't you win?!!!" rages the trainer.
"Sorry Boss," says the jockey, "I was hampered."
And that's probably enough frivolity for one night!
Take care of yourselves and loved ones
Love to all, Bloggie xoxox